Sunday nights that you wanna
Black velvet cake
Sweet heart can bargain
Half price mistakesShe will go down with her ship
Like a good captain
You're sitting on the dock
Playing for an audience of onePacing your apartment
Linoleum floors
Get a call from an old friend
She never like them beforeHe will drive all over three lanes
You sit tight, shotgun
When she rifles
Waving for an audience of one
You came out from the country
Wearing momma's clothes
You were born in the city
Daddy's dominosYou need a record you can move to
Well we got one
Drop the needle
We are playing for an audience of oneDrop the needle
We are playing for an audience of oneOne gets all of you twos jealous
Three get even less
Four divides you up then you're left
Pleasing all your guestsReach out you point a finger
And touch the globe
Spin around and where it stops
You've got to pack your bags and go
Land in the Mohave Desert
Sing for the sunThree's too many when you're playing for an audience of one
Two's too busy when you're playing for an audience of one
One is the only way
Playing for an audience of one
Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.
