I'm boredI'm the chairman of the bored,
I'm a lengthy monologue
I'm livin' like a dogI'm boredI bore myself to sleep at night
I bore myself in broad daylight cozI'm bored
Just another slimey boreI'm free to bore my well-bought friends
And spend my cash until the end cozI'm bored
I'm boredI'm the chairman of the board
I'm sick
I'm sick of all my kicks
I'm sick of all the stiffs
I'm sick of all the dipsI'm boredI bore myself to sleep at night
I bore myself in broad daylight cozI'm bored
I'm boredJust another dirty boreAll right doll-face
Come on and bore meI'm sick
I'm sick of all my kicks
I'm sick of all the stiffs
I'm sick of all the dipsI'm sick
I'm sick when I go to sleep at night
I'm still sick in the broad daylight cozI'm bored
I'm boredI'm the chairman of the. . .BORED!
