Padre...Mmm.Ehh venido aqui a confesarme.
Soy un hombre de bueno sentimientos
And I do no harm to anyone.
Y no se si es vanida but I like to live a good life.
And I admit, I have a rare and unique personality and at times.Digame Mijo.I can be misunderstood.
I mean, this is the thing, father.
I work so hard at what I do, yet I get so critisized.
That I'm starting to feel it maybe my actions they're wrong, maybe.What's in your heart?
Bueno Padre I mean.
There are so many things that I'm not even sure, si estoy bien o mal.
Por ejemplo, I can buy affordable clothes, y toda via lo sirbe bien.
But no, I need expensive clothes you know top designers, the best of the best.
I don't know, I mean, is this wrong, is this a sin?No hombre esta loco,
Your talking to a guy who wears the same clothes everyday.Si padre pero ay mas, I can reach my destination flying commercial, but I choose to fly private.
I mean, is that a sin?The sin would be to fly coach.What?Va apretado ahi, that is the sin.Hmm.Te gustan las munecas?I don't that way that I play with munecas...You are, are you into the ladies?Oh yeah, claro me gustan todas, es pecado eso?
No, it's not bad, I actually want you to invite me.Que que?What is it that you do that you have these extravagences in your life?Well, I'm in the music business, so you got the altura.Wait a minute, are you Romeo?Yes, father.Romeo, my son, you got the formula and they can never have the formula!
Because, they don't live like you live and they don't know what you know.
And they are not the king of bachata.So, father, what do I do to feel better about myself?Here's what I been suggest.Yeah.I want you to go out there.Ok...And give me 20 fuck those putos.Father, you use profanity?!I can curse, my son.
Because, I am father George Lopez!Romeo, no one can hate on you, because, your intent is pure.
We will not give value to what other people think you got this!Romeo, you have the formula, eres el mas chingon, eres el rey!
Live your life and in the end, shaaare!