Well, tried to be your paper boy
Tried to be your boy scout
Tried to be your ice cream manI could not be your soldier
Or even drive your bus
My skills weren't always that obviousYeah, but I hope you understand
I'll do the best I can
I ain't no perfect man but Sam I amI'm a back-talkin' fighter
A silver bullet biter
I'm a flip-flop slider
And a guitar moonlighter
I'm your prove it all nighter
Your holy ghost writer
Pale of shade whiter
I'm your rock 'n' roll driver, oh yeah, oh yeah
That's all I amI tried to be your oil man
Tried to be your big boss
Tried to be your broker but you took a lossIt's just a hopeless case
And I ain't no lawyer
I only got a few tricks I can show yaAnd I hope you understand it
I'll do the best I can
I ain't no Superman but Sam I amAnd I'm a feel good doctor
A big bad talker
After midnight walker
Sittin on the bay docker
I'm a sunshine stalker
Hodaddy wave watcher
Heaven's door knocker
Blue, white and red rocker, oh yeah, oh yeah
That's all I amWell, well listenI tried to be everything to you
Yeah, but it would not would not do
I got nothin on my resume
But I can rock you and roll you each and everydayHave mercy on me
I am not sorry
Believe me, it's easy
I'll do my best to be aStraight shot shooter
A bad motor scooter
Sunny honeymooner
Your heavy metal croonerMake you wanna holler
Shirt with no collar
Wish I was a couple inches taller
White, blue and red rocker, oh yeah, oh yeahUh, I say yeah, yeah, yeah
That's all I am
That's all I am
Baby, baby, baby
Sam I Am
