Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bowMister Richard Smoker,
You're a poopy poker
Chardonnay and cocaine in the spa
Cigarettes and coffee breath
Little boys on crystal meth
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meatMister Richard Smoker,
You're a chicken choker
Tonight you're gonna let it all hang out
Panty hose and aquanet
Smokin' menthol cigarettes
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat
Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bowYou eat dark meatDoodley baboo
Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bowMister Richard Smoker
You're an Ono Yoker
Cognac and black coffee with the boys
Dancin' your Buster Browns
Whirlin' to that techno sound
You hands are wet, your hair is slick
You smoke big dick
Mister Richard Smoker
You're a velvet coker
Bruce and Jeff will pick you up at ten
Going out, dancin' in the city
Friday night, gotta look pretty
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meatDoodley baboo
Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bowDoodley baboo
Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bowDoodley baboo
Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bowDoodley baboo
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Doodley baboo bow
