Alright, everybody sit down, quiet down, listen up.
I brought you all here to recite the annual obituaries.
Like we'll start with A and end with Z.
Alright, is the band ready?
Ready.
Alright, hit it Boyles.
One, anda twoA is for Amber who drowned in a pool
B is for Billy who was eaten by ghouls
C is for Curt with disease in the brain
D is for Daniel derailed on a train
E is for Eric who is buried alive
F is for Frank was stabbed through the eye
G is for Greg who died in the womb
H is for Heather who was sealed in a tomb
One by one we bite the dust
Kick the bucket and begin to rust
Give up the ghost when your number's up
We all fall downAshes to ashes, bones to paste
You whither away, rest is peace
Eternity in a wooden case
We all fall downI is for Issac who lost his front brakes
J is for Johnny, was bitten by snakes
K is for Kimmy who was shot in the head
L is for Larry who bled and bled
M is for Marie burned to a crisp
N is for Nick who was pummeled by fists
O is for Olive who lived life too fast
P is for Pat who swallowed some glass
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La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laAlrighty lads, altogether now:One by one we bite the dust
Kick the bucket and begin to rust
Give up the ghost when your number's up
We all fall downAshes to ashes, bones to paste
You whither away, rest in peace
Eternity in a wooden case
We all fall downQ is for Quentin who took the wrong trail
R is for Raina who rotted in jail
S is for Stevie who was shot by a bow
T is for Tory who froze in the snow
U is for Urich who was trampled by hooves
V is for Vanessa who fell off a roof
W is for Will who was hit by a car
X is for Xavier who sunk in the tar
Y is Yessy who fell from a plane
Z is for Zack who simply went
Insane
