One, two, three and I come with the redneck style
'Cause you know I get paid by the Mile, like Avis
I pave this, fast save this, everybody smile and act graciousSee I rob banks, I pull pranks,
Sometimes I eat franks and knishes
Best wishes, I'm vicious but here
I am again like CNN, delivery my friendStick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal, the criminal
Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal, the criminalYes we bug a lot and my friends is loud and
I'm more freaky than disco 2000
I scream, I yell, I bark, I bite
I'll hit you with an egg on a hot summer night
I never let the cops get wind of me
And I never, ever, ever say die
I never take myself too seriously
'Cause everybody knows fat birds don't flyStick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal, the criminal
Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal, the criminal
Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal, the criminal
Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal, the criminalThe Fun Lovin' Criminal
The Fun Lovin' Criminal
The Fun Lovin' CriminalMeans with the green, murder on your spleen
Living in a dream do you know what I mean
Goateed indeed, smart like John Steed
I'll steal your girlie and I'll steal your weed
I got so much flavor that I'll always leave you chewin'
I got so many styles you'll be thinking I'm from the U.N.
I broke into the white house and never got caught
And I'd be Neil Armstrong if I was an astronautI am always optimistic about human relations
I got more friends than my man Peter Gatien
We're always fun loving, so don't start bugging
If your girlie comes up and starts kiss-kiss-kissing and huggingStick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal, the criminal
Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal, the criminal
Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal, the criminal
Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal, the criminal
