Becky Johnson bought the farm
Put a needle in her arm
That's the way that it goes
That's the wayAnd her brother laid her down
In the cold Kentucky ground
That's the way that it goes
That's the wayThat's the way that it goes
Everybody's buying little baby clothes
That's the way that it ends
Though there was a time when she and I were friendsWell, Miranda ran away
Took her cat and left LA
That's the way that it goes
That's the way
She was busted, broke and flat
Had to sell that pussy cat
That's the way that it goes
That's the wayThat's the way that it goes
Everybody's buying little baby clothes
That's the way that it ends
Though there was a time when he and I were friendsSee the brightest ones of all
Early in October fall
That's the way that it goes
That's the wayWhile the dark ones go to bed
With good whiskey in their head
That's the way that it goes
That's the way
Now Billy Joe's back in the tank
You tell Russo, I'll tell Frank
That's the way that it goes
That's the wayDid he throw her down a well?
Did she leave him for that swell?
That's the way that it goes
That's the wayThat's the way that it goes
Everybody's buying little baby clothes
That's the way that it ends
Though there was a time when all of us were friendsWhen you lay me down to rest
Leave a pistol in my vest
That's the way that it goes
That's the wayDo you miss my gentle touch?
Did I hurt you very much?
That's the way that it goes
That's the wayThat's the way that it goes
Everybody's buying little baby clothes
That's the way that it ends
Though there was a time when you and I were friends
