If I was a pirate sailing the seas
Would you come and pillage the village with me?
We'll bury the treasure and go down together
If I was a pirateIf I was an outlaw robbin' a bank
Would you be my Bonnie, help me get away?
Would you pull the trigger and blow 'em away?
If I was an outlawHow bad would I have to be?
How bad?If I was a vampire roamin' the night
Would you be my prey and put your neck on the line?
Live in the shadows and die in the light?
If I was a vampire
If I was a wanted man on the run
Would you take a fall if we were under the gun?
And drop down beside me in the nooses they've hung?
If I was a wanted man on the runHow bad would I have to be?
How bad?If I was the worst man in the world
Would you still be my girl?
The scariest monster you ever seen
Would you still love me?If I was a killer with blood on my hands
Would you be my alibi and lie on the stand
Swear on your life that I'm an innocent man?
If I was a killerHow bad would I have to be?
How bad?
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