When Black Friday comes
I'll stand down by the door
And catch the gray men when they
Dive from the fourteenth floorWhen Black Friday comes
I'll collect everything I'm owed
And before my friends find out
I'll be on the roadWhen Black Friday falls
You know it's got to be
Don't let it fall on me
When Black Friday comes
I'll fly down to Muswellbrook
Gonna strike all the big red words
From my little black bookGonna do just what I please
Gonna wear no socks and shoes
With nothing to do but feed
All the kangaroosWhen Black Friday comes
I'll be on that hill
You know I willWhen Black Friday comes
I'm gonna dig myself a hole
Gonna lay down in it
'Til I satisfy my soul
Gonna let the world pass by me
The Archbishop's gonna sanctify me
And if he don't come across
I'm gonna let it rollWhen Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
I'll guess I'll change my name
