Hey girl
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listenGirl you know we've been together such a long long time
(Such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
(Open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
(What's on my mind)A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside it's my dick in a box
It's in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' starNot gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girlIt's my dick in a box
My dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box
Ooh, my dick in a box girlSee I'm wise enough to know
When a gift needs givin', and I got just the one
Somethin' to show ya that you are second to noneTo all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1, cut a hole in a box
2, put your junk in that box
3, make her open the box
And that's the way you do itIt's my dick in a box
My dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box
Ooh, my dick in a box girlChristmas, dick in a box
Hanukkah, dick in a box
Kwanzaa, a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a boxOver at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a boxMy dick in a box
My dick in a box
My dick in a box
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